EMBRACING THE STRAIGHT BLADE

EMBRACING THE STRAIGHT BLADE

LETTERS TO MY DAUGHTER

EMBRACING THE STRAIGHT BLADE

A LOT CAN BE SAID ABOUT A MAN WITH A STRAIGHT BLADE

14 DECEMBER, 2024

My Dear Daughter,

As your search for the perfect companion progresses, you will endure joy and heartbreak.  It is the way life works.  Sure, you can refuse to open your heart, but then you choose to merely exist rather than live.  I cannot protect you from heartbreak but I can hopefully offer you advice that helps you select a better man.   

A man who chooses to shave with a straight blade is a very different man.  I do not wish to say a better or worse man, but simply a different man.  He has a certain way of life, a perspective that makes him different from the lot.  Upon meeting him you will recognize the following characteristics that seem to be commonplace for this type of man.  

There is a chance the SOB could be a serial killer, but more than likely he is a man of discipline.  It could be said that this man will opt to pave his own path rather than take the easy way.  His unconventional way of thinking is apparent immediately.  He will be well groomed and from a more privileged position.  He tends to appreciate the arts, food and drink on an elevated level.  The meditative practice of using a straight blade makes him equanimous and in touch with his true self.

Do not be mislead by this calm exterior, because a beast lurks within this type of man.  In a sea of basic breeds, there are a few that are worthy of your attention.  Keep your eyes open, many a charlatan but you will know this man is for real once you confirm his use of a straight blade.  

All my love,

DadLT


THE ESSENTIALS FOR A WET SHAVE



  1.  CHOOSE A SHAVETTE, A SINGLE BLADE DISPOSABLE RAZOR.  WE RECOMMEND FEATHER BRAND FROM JAPAN.  

  2. CHOOSE A SILVER HAIR BADGER BRUSH.  IT HAS A SOFT TOUCH AND LASTS FOR YEARS.

  3. CHOOSE PRORASSO SHAVE CREAM.  THE LATHER IS WONDERFUL AND IT HAS A GREAT SMELL.

  4. CHOOSE AN AFTER SHAVE BALM OF YOUR CHOICE.  MAKE SURE YOUR FACE IS WELL HYDRATED AND MOISTURIZED BECAUSE THE BEST SHAVE STARTS WITH A GREAT PRE-SHAVE.

  5. SPEAK TO A BARBER AND HAVE HIM OR HER TEACH YOU HOW TO USE A STRAIGHT BLADE.

 

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